Controlled Scribbling
Cheese and Flowers
(the lilac story)
'How can I sit here like a lilac,' I don't know what your talking about.
I said, 'How can you sit there and lie like that.'
I'm not even wearing purple and I don't think Drakkar smells anything like lilacs, I think you better calm down. I am not sitting here like a lilac at all.
I said, 'How can you sit there and lie like that'!
Oh, that's it, is it? Don't you have anything better to do than insult my posture when I am trying to tell you what happened.
Liar, you're a liar, you are lying. Now do you understand?
Oh, fine. Now look, I'll sit up as straight as I can. Just calm down and listen to me. Now, where was I? Ah yes! ...she smiled with her eyes as she slowly pulled a large wedge of cheese out of her handbag. Small but charming maggots wormed merrily in and out of it with blind determination while I broke a piece off and popped it in my mouth.
You are a complete asshole! GO AWAY!
the KAUI syndrome 1189
